I'm sorry if I step on any toes here, but I agree with the OP. This is just the sorta unregulated over moderated liberal conservative populist snobbery wishy washy mish-mashery that is the reason gnomes have begun to replace trolls, sharks are now walking on land, the sky is green (and falling) at the edges, and cows feel it's all right to mosey about all day sayin' "Ooom-oom-oooooooooom!"
Sure, we all want free ice water and a heart felt "Hey there!" from our dry cleaner, but when I first got into this hobby you could get two Snicker's bars for 95 cents at most places, what's-his-name was still in office, and the average gas station restroom powdered hand soap dispenser actually had soap in it!
Now you're lucky if you can find medium brown shoe laces and are frequently stuck having to go with dark brown ones which pert near always look like black and generally require a lotta explanation.
So what's next? Blue grenadine? Extra EXTRA Crispy chicken at KFC? "America's Next Top Ramen"? C'mon!
If it comes to that I just have to quote that famous line "Now with more figs!" because clearly it's so small it can go anywhere making it convenient for home, office, school or leisure.
If that's "un-American" then call me Harvey (Or "Hank") and use the white courtesy telephone when you do!
(written 10/09/06)
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