My Opponent

My opponent has used his position to 

• Mislay taxpayer money and dry-cleaning orders
• Park for 5, even 7 minutes in 3 Minute Passenger Loading Only zones
• Get free water, salt, and pepper at area restaurants
• Enter major retail stores through the EXIT ONLY doors
• Place stamps on pre-addressed envelopes outside of the Place Stamp Here rectangle. 

He has also been known on numerous occasions to refer to small pea gravel as medium pea gravel, and has attempted to order breakfast at local cafes and chain restaurants after the noted end of breakfast time. 

It's time fer a change! 

(written 9/23/06)