Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The Baby Jesus Twins!

The Baby Jesus Twins! Infant sons of God sent to Earth to aid mankind during these troubled times!

The Baby Jesus Twins! A Do-Good Divine Duo helping those in need and freaking out fundamentalists everywhere!

The Baby Jesus Twins! Two-as-one as one part of the three-as-one Godhead!

The Baby Jesus Twins! Each endowed with unique Gifts-O-God Powers!

Gold Baby Jesus The fiery fundamental Baby Jesus! “No man cometh unto the father but by me.”
Gifts-O-God powers include:
•    Water Walking Ability
•    Dead Raiser Vision
•    Kung-Fu Grip
•    Temple Turnover Terror

Silver Baby Jesus The easygoing, friendly Baby Jesus! “God is love.”
Gifts-O-God powers include:
•    Healing Hands
•    Full Immersion Submersibility
•    Glam-Blast Glitter Ray


The Baby Jesus Twins!
Here that They might kick Evil’s ass and kick it more abundantly!


(December 2009)

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