New Linearism

NEW LINEARISM is the young modern aesthetic movement that feels like believing!

With a grin and a wink and the bang-bang finger...It's NEW LINEARISM!

Wildly complex yet so simple you may already be a NEW LINEARIST.

NEW LINEARISM encompasses all aspects of the visual arts, writing, dancing, singing, shouting, cocktail mixing, plus a whole lot-o-stuff we're not even aware of yet.

Like most philosophical movements of great bluster and little content NEW LINEARISM is difficult to define. Particularly in that it really has no definition at all as we never got that far before making the proclamation that NEW LINEARISM was here.

Definitions, like math, are hard. But maybe this will help: A stop sign hanging on your wall is not NEW LINEARISM. A manhole cover used as the top for a coffee table is NEW LINEARISM. Do you sort of almost kind of get it? Both items are made of metal, generally round in shape, and are commonly found on the street.

The word "commonly" is somewhat important to classifying the use of the item as NEW LINEARISM in that a bowling ball shaped robot would not be a NEW LINEARISM item. It would be a lot of fun however, and most NEW LINEARISTS would not snub such a robot.

Now you see, and it has cost you nothing. Very important in NEW LINEARISM. There are no fees. Did you know that Nihilism costs the avereage Nihilist over $25 in fees every month? We say "Bah!" to that, and "Cheers!" to NEW LINEARISM...It feels like believing!

Yours, with a grin and a wink and the bang-bang finger,

The Founders