Rhetorical Answers

This was a post about an Oktoberfest event:

Like beer? 
Like milking cows? 
How 'bout sawing logs? 
Drinking beer? 
Holding beer steins? 
Dancing like a chicken? 
Eating sausages, pretzels and sauerkraut? 
How 'bout drinking beer? 
Got a dirndl or lederhosen just hanging in your closet begging to be worn? 
How 'bout any other 'non-traditional' headwear that you just can't wear anywhere else? 
Like being in an environment where public drunken behavior is not only permitted, but encouraged? 
(BONUS: Do you know what "electrolysis" has to do with any of this?) 

If you answered YES to any/all of these questions, well, hold on to your keg-hat and styrofoam stein my friend, because the time has come! Yep, I drive by it every day - the tent is up!! 




Questions were asked so I provided answers:


Like beer? 

Yes.

Like milking cows? 

No interest really. But I milked goats when I was a kid (no pun intended). It was OK. Can't say I liked it.

How 'bout sawing logs? 

If you mean sleep, yeah. Actually cutting wood I don't mind but it's never on my Fun Things To Do! lists.

Drinking beer? 

Didn't we already cover this?

Holding beer steins? 

I do if they're full of beer (which I like drinking, see above). But just holding a beer stein for the sake of holding a beer stein does nothing for me.

Dancing like a chicken? 

No.

Eating sausages, pretzels and sauerkraut? 

Yes.

How 'bout drinking beer? 

Never heard of it.

Got a dirndl or lederhosen just hanging in your closet begging to be worn? 

No. But I have a Rockmount tie with a picture of a cowboy riding the range on it which I've never worn.

How 'bout any other 'non-traditional' headwear that you just can't wear anywhere else? 

All my "headwear" is traditional and I wear it when and where I want.

Like being in an environment where public drunken behavior is not only permitted, but encouraged? 

Yes to the first one, no to the second.

(BONUS: Do you know what "electrolysis" has to do with any of this?) 

No bonus points for me.

If you answered YES to any/all of these questions, well, hold on to your keg-hat and styrofoam stein my friend, because the time has come! Yep, I drive by it every day - the tent is up!! 

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